{"product_id":"the-little-black-book-of-marriage-wisdom-paperback","title":"The Little Black Book of Marriage Wisdom - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKowis\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis amusing and thought-provoking book contains a huge collection of marriage quotes from Ann Landers, Dr. Suess, Zig Ziglar, Jerry Seinfeld, Mark Twain, Oprah Winfrey, and many more. It is intended for anyone looking for laughs or words of wisdom regarding their engagement, wedding, anniversary, or divorce. Words from comedians, religious leaders, celebrities, politicians, and the \u003cem\u003eBible\u003c\/em\u003e make up this diverse assortment of 519 memorable, bite-sized quotations about weddings, divorce, and happily ever after.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor those contemplating holy matrimony, herein you will find a treasure trove of entertaining and educational marriage quotes from some of history's greatest thinkers. It was written by award-winning author, Mike Kowis, Esq.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChapters include: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIntroduction\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFamous Sayings\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWisecracks\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Big Day\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWedding Toasts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy Definition\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrue Love\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTil Death Do Us Part\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBest Friends\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSuccess\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnniversaries\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNever!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDivorce\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReligious Teachings\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHappily Ever After\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMiscellaneous \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eConclusion\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e- Will Ferrell\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e- Rita Rudner\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e- Dave Meurer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e- Ben Franklin\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMIKE KOWIS, ESQ. is a corporate tax attorney, business law professor, frequent speaker, and award-winning author. He has written several nonfiction books, including \u003cem\u003eTHE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF RETIREMENT WISDOM: Amusing Quotes for Retirees\u003c\/em\u003e. Mike earned a bachelor's degree plus two law degrees and currently practices tax law in Texas. For more information, please visit www.mikekowis.com.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 138\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.3 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 20, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42733947191359,"sku":"9798990013391","price":12.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/c81a0f8908c6c18187332fc92befbea4.webp?v=1765138068","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/the-little-black-book-of-marriage-wisdom-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}