{"product_id":"the-squirm-files-squirm-strum-the-well-hung-gun-paperback","title":"The Squirm Files: Squirm, Strum, The Well-hung Gun - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eCari Silverwood\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo virgins or tentacles were harmed in the making of this anthology. Batteries not included. \u003cbr\u003e A squidalicious collection of the 3 books from The Squirm Files: Squirm, Strum, and The Well-hung Gun. These are parodies of erotic romance, tentacle erotica, purple prose, and the tropes of romance. \u003cbr\u003e This anthology should not be read, glimpsed, or sat on by anyone who thinks procreation is only to be attempted while fully dressed and with the lights off so you can't see the naughty bits.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eCari Silverwood is a New York Times and USA Today bestselling writer of kinky darkness or sometimes of dark kinkiness (and sometimes fantasy such as the Magience world books), depending on her moods and the amount of time she's spent staring into the night. \u003cbr\u003e When others are writing bad men doing bad things you may find her writing good men who accidentally on purpose fall into the abyss and come out with their morals twisted in knots. My website, if you're curious about my other evil pursuits: http: \/\/www.carisilverwood.net\/ To find out about upcoming releases, please join Cari's mailing list here carisilverwood.net\/about-me.htm Facebook: Cari Silverwood Twitter: @CariSilverwood Blog: carisilverwood.net\/keyboard-fandango---blog\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 190\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 03, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43153983602751,"sku":"9781548541163","price":16.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/nq4HDT9bc99781548541163_d806ce82-b698-4142-996c-48631598a1f4.webp?v=1776952681","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/the-squirm-files-squirm-strum-the-well-hung-gun-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}