{"product_id":"the-trouble-with-trying-to-date-a-murderer-paperback","title":"The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJennifer Cody\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRomily: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThird time's the charm, right? At least that's what I tell myself when I witness the same hot guy commit mass murder three times in a few days. I'm either the luckiest mute boy ever or possibly the unluckiest. Who knows, maybe him kidnapping me will turn into the greatest love story ever told? Hey, it could happen! You never know how these things will turn out. I happen to believe in love and soulmates, and if nothing else, Arlington Fox doesn't treat my disability like a nuisance. It's not everyday you find someone who just gets you, and I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth even if the horse in question is a man so good at killing people that I should probably introspect a bit about why that skews my moral compass and possibly my kinks. But c'mon, competence is sexy, amiright? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer is an MM Paranormal Romance with lots of sass, humor, a ridiculous 3000 year age-gap, and an inordinate number of tables. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePraise for The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Arlington Fox is so smexy, but if he accidentally gets blood on one of my suits again, we're going to have words.\" -Romily Butcher, aka the narrator. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"I'd never \u003ci\u003eaccidentally \u003c\/i\u003eget blood on any of his suits.\" -Arlington Fox, aka Future Husband. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Murder? Check. Shenanigans? Double Check. Mute guy with a heart-on for a paranormal assassin? Triple Check. The Trouble With Trying to Date a Murderer is a guffaw-inducing, demented rom-com that will leave you with warm, fuzzy feelings you weren't expecting, and a tingle that will have you saying, \"I'll be in my bunk.\"\" -Cameron Craig, MM Author \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Fox and Romily are hysterical. I couldn't stop reading. Love the unexpected connection between two such different people and their relationship journey.\" -Carol H.\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 188\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.43 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 22, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43155908952127,"sku":"9798417821844","price":19.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/2dhk0dXch29798417821844.webp?v=1776967612","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/the-trouble-with-trying-to-date-a-murderer-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}