{"product_id":"time-pimp-paperback","title":"Time Pimp - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eGarrett Cook\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"One part Doctor Who, one part Hustler Magazine, and the most fun you'll have reading cosmic smut.\" \u003cbr\u003e- Jeff Burk, author of Shatnerquake\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"A wonderfully ridiculous book . . . delivers imagination balanced by genuinely caring and adept writing.\" \u003cbr\u003e- Kris Saknussemm, author of The Humble Assessment \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe Time Pimp has been saving the galaxy by getting history's most important figures laid. From Caligula to Teddy Roosevelt, the Time Pimp has rolled up to the scene in his interstellar purple Cadillac and got them some ass. But a new power threatens the future of the Time Pimp - The Morality Front, a prudish force hell-bent on imposing its values on the galaxy. With the aid of the Death Pimp they will stop at nothing to end Free Love across time and space.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eBut the Time Pimp ain't taking no shit from these jive-ass turkeys \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 186\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 01, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42714084671551,"sku":"9781621051183","price":29.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/701239e75a0c981d3ce43163199fe0da.webp?v=1765066924","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/time-pimp-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}