{"product_id":"ufo-farmers-paperback","title":"UFO Farmers - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDan McGrath\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen two Texas farmers unearth a thousand-year-old flying saucer, their simple country life takes an intergalactic turn for the absurd. Donny, a die-hard UFO conspiracy buff, finally gets his \"I told you so\" moment - dragging his sarcastic and skeptical friend Pablo into the most chaotic, side-splitting space adventure of the century.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBefore they can say \"We come in peace,\" the two are hurtling through the cosmos, dodging trigger-happy lizard people, getting seduced by a telepathic blue alien, suffering abuse from their ship's snarky AI, and discovering that not only is Bigfoot real - he's also the galaxy's worst prison warden. Oh, and they might be humanity's only hope against total annihilation. No pressure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA fast-paced, irreverent, and wildly entertaining sci-fi comedy, UFO Farmers is perfect for fans of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Red Dwarf, Resident Alien, Futurama, and The Orville.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUAPs, UFOs, non-human intelligence, ancient aliens and conspiracy theories are hilariously sent-up as this book tackles life's biggest questions - Are we alone? Who's really in charge? Why do tacos taste different in zero gravity? - and answers them with gut-busting hilarity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you like your space adventures ridiculous, action-packed, and a little bit inappropriate - congratulations, you've found your next favorite book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: Reading UFO Farmers may cause sudden bursts of laughter, loss of faith in government cover-ups, and an uncontrollable urge to scan the night sky for \"drones\" and \"weather balloons.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 234\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.53 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 14, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43157385609279,"sku":"9798987616932","price":19.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/lO_B0sv92u9798987616932.webp?v=1776980741","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/ufo-farmers-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}