{"product_id":"unscratchables-paperback","title":"Unscratchables - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKane\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eAnimal Farm \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003emeets\u003ci\u003e The Simpsons \u003c\/i\u003ein this inventive twist\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003eon the hard-boiled detective novel, featuring a world made up exclusively of cats, dogs, and one ruthless fox...\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBull terrier Crusher McNash is a no-nonsense homicide detective who eats out of the can and only bathes when his boss orders him to. He's just been thrownaboneaboutagruesome case involving Rottweilers torn apart by a savage killer, and the only lead he's been able to sniff out is \"an impression of movement\" at the murder scene. Crusher suspects the killer is a cat, and there's nothing he hates more than \"the whole cream-lapping, wool-juggling, pajama-wearing, fence-sitting, bird-torturing, furball-coughing lot of them.\" But he'll have to start barking up a different tree if he wants help solving this case as his partner on this case is soymilk-drinking, pressed-suit- wearing Cassius Lap, an agent for the FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation). \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAs this odd couple puts their paws together, their investiga- tion takes them from the bow- els of the Kennel into the tony streets of Kathattan. Soon, they begin to uncover a vast con- spiracy involving a cat who has been trained as a super-killer, capable of growing in size and ferocity and killing any dog who gets in his way--and who may be working for a media baron fox. But they'll need to unravel the conspiracy, and quickly, if they want to stop the next killing before it's too late. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWitty and irresistibly entertaining, this genre- bending mystery boldly mixes human and animal sensibilities in an entertaining satire of our cur- rent society.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCornelius Kane \u003c\/b\u003eis the pseudonym adopted for a well-known Australian author.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 272\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 7.9 x 5.2 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 04, 2016\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42731668832319,"sku":"9781416596417","price":21.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/e17ae3c79e4cbc60e58ac46b91932b51.webp?v=1765129681","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/unscratchables-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}