{"product_id":"volcano-house-paperback","title":"Volcano House - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBlack Patrick\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eVolcano House: The Novel\u003c\/b\u003eWhat happens when two underachieving taco truck operators join forces with a couple of fashion designers and identical twin supermodels? A lot of weird stuff. Join Black Patrick, Carlito Bandito, and Wild Man as they are led into the jaws of a shark. You'll meet the evil toucan, Igor, who gaslights his owner, Ali, like a semi-attractive, middle-aged, one-eyed Vietcong hooker manipulates the manager of her senior housing complex. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eRead at your own risk. You will be outraged, offended, and, frequently, shaken to your empty core by the antics of this crew of degenerates. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBased on a true story or two.\n        \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 304\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.68 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 17, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42745173311551,"sku":"9798867632489","price":32.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/c48f0a722374e0defa301f76e860d58e.webp?v=1765171013","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/volcano-house-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}