{"product_id":"what-if-flat-earthers-were-right-paperback","title":"What If... Flat Earthers Were Right? - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eFrank P. Seudo\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGRAVITY IS NOT REAL\u003cbr\u003eTHE EARTH IS NOT A SPINNING BALL\u003cbr\u003eAND FLAT EARTHERS ARE NOT ALL WILLFULLY IGNORANT, HILARIOUSLY DELUSIONAL, OR INTELLECTUALLY DISHONEST \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFollow Smith Robin, the Project Management Director of NASA, as he assembles a cross-disciplinary taskforce to cope with the increasingly serious flat Earth movement. Also on his team are Charles from Round Ops, who will stop at nothing to round off the Earth; Britta from No Such Department, who is reading your browsing history in disgust; and Mosby from HR, who does whatever people in HR do. They may not have a project plan, but they surely have the can-do attitude for infiltrating the Big Four geocentric creeds, interfering with the flatees' presidential election, sabotaging the trip to the edge of the world, and covering up the ultimate scientific proof that would expose the Global Lie. For reasons that are not immediately or remotely clear, the stake has never been higher. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBacked up by years of loo-based research, \u003ci\u003eWhat If... Flat Earthers Were Right? \u003c\/i\u003epresents the most realistic worldview in a universe where every planet but the Earth is a ball; China, Russia and the U.S. are allies in defending the Global Lie; compasses, telescopes, scales, speedometers, etc. are all rigged; and government agencies are actually very efficient in doing stuff. If you have never read it, that's because \u003ci\u003eThey\u003c\/i\u003e are keeping you in the dark. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I have never read anything like this.\" - SOMEONE \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"I have never read. Period.\" - ANOTHER ONE \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"A beautifully crafted and fact-based rebuttal of heliocentrism.\" - NO ONE\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 308\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.65 x 7.81 x 5.06 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 08, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42719884542015,"sku":"9789887654803","price":19.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/d01520f56f15238d5bbd05d39508ff77.webp?v=1765087221","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/what-if-flat-earthers-were-right-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}