{"product_id":"what-to-do-with-a-dead-boomer-paperback","title":"What to do with a Dead Boomer - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJake Fuller\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator), \u003cb\u003eBill Berger\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eConavirus COVID-19 Comedy Alert  Timely solutions to an emerging problem  Quarantine yourself with this book  The definitive parody of the Baby Boomer generation  Learn the cause of the sudden extinction of Baby Boomers in 2025  With all those Dead Boomers piling up everywhere, learn how Millennial entrepreneurs find a way to turn them into fully functioning consumer products  Read the full color illustrated gift catalog, \"What to do with a Dead Boomer,\" featuring Dead Boomer Products for home, work, play or on the go, each product description a satirical jab at the Boomer generation. From flower children to soccer moms, Yippies to Yuppies, dopers to day-traders, you'll find a wacky use for your favorite Dead Boomer.Call them irresponsible. Call them conceited. Call them smug, pretentious, ostentatious, pompous, superficial, sanctimonious, egotistical, greedy, vain, shallow and narcissistic. But how can you not love 'em? Baby Boomers had that forever young je ne sais quoi, that attitude and look that said with a vengeance, \"I'm better off than you.\" Keep alive the memory of the unique Baby Boomer lifestyle and tradition with \"What to do with a Dead Boomer.\"\"What to do with a Dead Boomer\" is the latest from Bill Berger, who brought you the irreverent send-up of the legal profession, \"What to do with a Dead Lawyer.\" Shakespeare said, \"Let's kill all the lawyers \" But then what would we do with them? Find out in \"What to do with a Dead Lawyer.\" Order your copies now of \"Dead Boomer\" and \"Dead Lawyer\" from Amazon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhile on a bus with his mother in the 1950's on Miami Beach, young Billy Berger (1949) answered another passenger's question, \"are you a native?\" with \"no, I'm Jewish.\" With a degree in philosophy (1972), his career goal of advising people whether they existed or not was sidetracked by the lure of law school and the practice of law as a trial attorney and judge. Bill has now come up for air and published \"What to do with a Dead Boomer\" and \"What to do with a Dead Lawyer.\" Contact him at: aBergerBook@gmail.com\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 56\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.15 x 10 x 7 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 20, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42688578682943,"sku":"9780692508794","price":20.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/7228d5262fb755103a1e3f8b52a15e50.webp?v=1764982408","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/what-to-do-with-a-dead-boomer-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}