{"product_id":"you-auto-complete-me-paperback","title":"You Auto-Complete Me - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKatie MacAlister\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEmily is back in this complete rewrite of The Year My Life Went Down the Loo. Told in text messages, You Auto-Complete Me updates the tale of now-adult Emily, her year spent in England, and all her friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEMSTER What, you're not here?\u003cbr\u003e \u003cem\u003eDRU I'm here. What's up, buttercup?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e EMSTER I have things to tell you \u003cbr\u003e \u003cem\u003eDRU So tell. I was sext...er...texting the BF.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e EMSTER    \u003cbr\u003e \u003cem\u003eDRU J\/K. Dish, sister.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e EMSTER Reasons why my life has gone to hell in a handbasket: \u003cbr\u003e In debt up to my armpits due to having to work off paying for ex-boss's car.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cem\u003eDRU Shouldn't have hit that cop car, huh?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e EMSTER Forced to give up adorable apartment to live back with the parents while I pay off ex-boss' car.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cem\u003eDRU Also shouldn't have lipped off to the judge who garnished your wages.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e EMSTER Forced to go with very same parents to England for a year.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cem\u003eDRU Dude.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e EMSTER OK, that's not really bad, but I'm on a roll. Humor me.\u003cbr\u003e EMSTER Biggest reason life is messed up: Friends with Benefits Fang isn't around to indulge in benefitting.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cem\u003eDRU You got me there. But cheer up, little Emily - life can't get any worse can it?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 278\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.63 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 06, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42703590948927,"sku":"9781945961335","price":23.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/038620a4574626d270144362123306cd.webp?v=1765029826","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/you-auto-complete-me-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}