{"product_id":"your-baby-is-ugly-hardcover","title":"Your baby is ugly. - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMaren Jones\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA comically illustrated book full of funny yet insensitive comments made by people who obviously don't agree that YOUR baby is a perfectly beautiful bundle of joy. Everyone has an opinion about babies, whether you ask to hear it or not! This book is wonderful comic relief for anyone who has a baby and a sense of humor! You'll laugh out loud at the blunt and tactless comments about babies. These baby cynics include a witch, a man in a hazmat suit, an elderly woman, a wooden puppet, a pirate's parrot, and various other strangers who share their unsolicited snarky opinions about babies. But in the end, you figure out that the only opinion that really matters is YOURS.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs your friend worried that their baby might look like a gorilla? This hilarious book would make a perfect gift for any new mom or new dad, or anyone that will soon be a parent. Don't worry that the new parents will take it seriously; it's clear that YOU don't think their baby is ugly at all! Give it as a baby shower gift and enjoy a good laugh! For anyone who worries that their baby is ugly, they will appreciate the humor and the ultimate message that their own opinion is the one that really matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 36\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.25 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 14, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42744317050943,"sku":"9781736872338","price":27.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/2564322a23065bdd352eedefbe33f150.webp?v=1765167787","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/your-baby-is-ugly-hardcover","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}